Today is

NED breathed it's last breath December 2001
El rey ha muerto ¡Viva los lobos!
The Last Turnstyle
^{New Early Doors was an El Gordo Production}

Front Page Last Edited 31/01/02
Best seen with IE5 and Win98 fonts (especially Tahoma), apparently
© Early Doors (2001/2002) Ltd
Est. 3rd September 2000 & gid up as a bad job 31st January 2002
Was once reviewed by the Daily Telegraph, now was that posh?

SMALL PRINT
All material on the site was to the best of Early Doors knowledge original (in the sense "not plagiarised" knowingly, or at least not when we were sober), that said plagiarism is a form of compliment, but if there was an article or photo that was in breach of any sort of legal guff it's a bit late now.
All characters and events were, in the main, fictional (the discerning visitor will have noticed this) and therefore anything written was not meant to cause offence (The Arsenal fan who pointed out the inaccuracies in History of The Name excepted).
Finally, any resemblence to persons real or events real was purely for effect.